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Wednesday, August 5th 2009

10:51 AM

LifeSavers

 
 
 
A third grade teacher was giving a lesson on different flavors.  She gave each child LifeSavers candy one at a time..
The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

Red......................Cherry

Yellow.................Lemon

Green....................Lime

Orange ...............Orange


Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.
None of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'


One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled,
'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!

The teacher had to leave the room!
 
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